How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor