Dont worry, they'll tell you.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Shake N' Bake.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Hairy Potter.
It always had some sort of weed on it!