How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.