How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.