How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

When is a pepper annoying?

When it's jalapeno face