How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

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Alien versus Predator.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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When is a pepper annoying?

When it's jalapeno face

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.