What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's