Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

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What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

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What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)