Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.