How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's