Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.