Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.