What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.