What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard