What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard