What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What is the only deaf animal?

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