Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend