How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Armless Man Jokes More Armless Man Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.