How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

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How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.