How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.