When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.