When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope