When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope