What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?