What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)