How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.