How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.