How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!