How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel