What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.