What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.