Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do you call snacks served at a brothel?

whore d'oeuvres

This joke may have profanity.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Dingo Jokes More Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Carrie Fisher Jokes More Carrie Fisher Jokes

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Crack Snacker Jokes More Crack Snacker Jokes

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.