Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do you call snacks served at a brothel?

whore d'oeuvres

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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Mourning

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Quacker Oats

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Comatoast!

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He began to feel Merry.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz