Snack Jokes

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do you call snacks served at a brothel?

whore d'oeuvres

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Well hung!

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."