Its easy to break the little light inside them.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry
Because she had a pun in the oven!
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
Kick boxing
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
She was having contractions.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
She delivers.
A pregnant woman is in Labour
Udderly useless.
Egypt
She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
He gives it a valenshine!
A visitor.
Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.
Three Men-A-Night
Two men a nite.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
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An x-man.
They both can't even.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
