What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!