What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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Why is craving karma points ironic?

Because it's pointless.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!