What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

Why is craving karma points ironic?

Because it's pointless.