What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Crossfit Jokes More Crossfit Jokes

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit