What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Crossfit Jokes More Crossfit Jokes

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit