Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
A: An Apple turnover.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
Nobody likes a soggy cracker!
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Carpet !
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
