What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.