What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*