What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl?

you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*