What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso