How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

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How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*