Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"