Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'