Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.