Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

France Jokes More France Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.