Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

How do you know the toothbrush was made in France?

Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.