Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

What do you call a blind german guy?

A not see.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade