Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Fast Thing Jokes More Fast Thing Jokes

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.