Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola