What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!