Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

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What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola