Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola