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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.