Affect Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Command Line Jokes More Command Line Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Shopping Mall Jokes More Shopping Mall Jokes

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

South Koreans Jokes More South Koreans Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola