Why do doctors hate Wolves?

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Because it wasn't feline well

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The Shuffle ... pack of wolves.

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She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.