Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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You're sure to get a little head

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The 2016 Olympics.

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A Blunt force

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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Invest a billion.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.