Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team