What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head