What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.