What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.