They both give kids a little head.
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Grandparents.
They both came in a little behind.
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
It was a no brainer.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Nun
The Zika virus.
The 2016 Olympics.