How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

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What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.