None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
None. It's too dark.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Because he was Snowden.
because he's snowed in.
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
M'otherland"
They were afraid of Stalin.