Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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Eclipse it.

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A stamp.

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.