Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.