Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me