How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.