How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.