What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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What's up with black people?

They're not black... And they're not people.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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Who won the race?

Society.

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.