What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"