Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to