What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !