What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !