What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.