How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man