What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.