How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!