When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Have him stand against a wall.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
They both love stoning women.
This could use some salt."
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because they finish each other's sentences
They are both santa clauses.
