When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .