Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !