Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.