Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.