DATE: Yes
Strap a steak to the ceiling
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Teabrew.
They use French resistors.
Gluten tag*
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
It was a comma dating.
Because they are always leaning against cop cars.
It's Italicized
And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "
