What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses