What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.